Bikinis, Speedos and One Unmentionable
Reported by Deborah - July 28, 2005
Taking a break from the Space Shuttle and the infinite angles of terror, Fox & Friends treated their viewers to a Bikini Fashion Show. There were young female models striking provocative poses while the fashion commentator discussed bottoms and cups. One young woman caused a stir in the audience when she wiggled out of her beach pants to reveal her tiny bikini bottom to everyone's relief or maybe dissappointment. Because F&F thinks of everyone, there was even a young guy in a speedo. Unfortunatly, E.D. Hill is not too fond of speedos claiming the suits seem better suited to German men. However, everyone made a big fuss over the guy's "six pack" which kind of gleamed in the sunshine outside on the New York street.
Although glaringly inappropriate for a morning news show, the real shocker was a very quick conversation about an unmentionable topic among the Foxables, TraitorGate.
7/28/05
Steve Doocy mentioned in his chatty off hand way that Joe Biden had written to Condi Rice asking her if John Bolton had testified to the Grand Jury concerning the CIA leak. Doocy, of course did not go into any detail or explanation for viewers beyond suggesting that it could mean Bolton had lied. Then they all wondered if President Bush would make a recess appointment to just bypass these minor complications. There did not appear to be any concern that John Bolton might have perjured himself.



