How to meet Sean Hannity
Reported by Chrish - July 10, 2005
As you probably know, we get a lot of gmails from misguided Internets-challenged Fox viewers who think we're somehow affiliated with the Noise Channel. As a general rule we either ignore them or reply to the writer that we are not Fox News. This one was different.
The author wrote:
"My 15 year-old son is a huge fan of Sean's. His birthday is coming,
and I would like to give him a gift - - - meet Sean Hannity. Any idea
as to how to do this? Thanks. "
I found this irresistible and replied:
"Easy - Wear a tee shirt saying "Christianity is the one true religion" to school and then sue the school when they ask you to change it."
We haven't gotten a thank you note yet but I'm sure this fine American will remember her manners soon.
Amended July 11, 2005. This is too funny:
Wiley's Non Sequitur is on the same page.
