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How to meet Sean Hannity

Reported by Chrish - July 10, 2005

As you probably know, we get a lot of gmails from misguided Internets-challenged Fox viewers who think we're somehow affiliated with the Noise Channel. As a general rule we either ignore them or reply to the writer that we are not Fox News. This one was different.

The author wrote:

"My 15 year-old son is a huge fan of Sean's. His birthday is coming,
and I would like to give him a gift - - - meet Sean Hannity. Any idea
as to how to do this? Thanks. "

I found this irresistible and replied:

"Easy - Wear a tee shirt saying "Christianity is the one true religion" to school and then sue the school when they ask you to change it."

We haven't gotten a thank you note yet but I'm sure this fine American will remember her manners soon.

Amended July 11, 2005. This is too funny:
Wiley's Non Sequitur is on the same page.

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