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Mailbox Unfunnies

Reported by Nancy - July 6, 2005 -

The emails we get that are intended for Fox are just part of what we find in our inbox -- we also get our share of hate mail. While the misdirected emails are both funny & pathetic, the hate mail is only pathethic. I suppose it's moderately amusing that these writers seem to believe that we care about their opinions. I must admit I don't understand the mindset that leads someone to write hate mail to a website -- it must be part of the same mindset that leads someone to be a FoxFan. Anyhow, here's a selection of hate mail we've recently gotten -- as usual, with the original "spelling" & "punctuation" intact, & only the names deleted to protect the ignorant & hateful.

WARNING: Most of these are pretty mild, but there is some vile language in a few, so if you're offended by that sort of thing, please don't read this thread.

NOTE TO READERS: Please don't use the language & sentiments in these emails as an excuse to indulge in more of the same. Thanks.

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Date: Jul 5, 2005
Subject: get the hell out of this country
Your whole website is full of a bunch of ?hate America first? shit heads who want to see this country go down! You hate FOX NEWS because you can?t  stand the truth. Liberals(piss ants) like you should be audited by the IRS and and kicked out of this country and shut down your anti American web site! Bush is the best and we don?t need assholes like you. *** ***

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Date: Jun 30, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
You need to do Americans a favor and move to China~

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Date: Jun 29, 2005
Subject: What A bunch of Crock
You're website sounds like a BUNCH OF JEALOUS COMMUNISTS.   You're so ANTI BUSH and ridiculous you make former Democrats (like me)  so glad  I switched to the "RIGHT" side. Get a grip and some common sense. Thank you.
Signed, Fair and Balanced.

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Date: Jun 27, 2005
Subject: BULLSHITSTINKS
What bullshit! Who cares that Fox has Smith and that Smith likes to be silly at times and joke around? It beats the hell out of watching the boring Communist News Network (CNN) and all their boring, uglies. If you wear bright blue shoes to work and you're on cam, expect someone to show them to the world! And, we will laugh and think its cute. If you want to bitch and moan, do so about Lori Dhue. What a crab she is. A prime example of a pretty face and a shitty attitude. Plus, look at those roots! Talk about a "Bottle Blonde"! WOW! Shes obviously not color coordinated. Fox is not perfect, but its sure as hell a lot better than anything else out there, and it pisses off the God hating America haters! That makes Fox good in my opinion.

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Date: Jun 27, 2005
Subject: HAHAHHAHAHAH
You're kicking ass now!  You stupid fucking kook communist pigs. HHAHAHHAHAHHA!  errrr. Nofuckingbodycares!

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Date: Jun 26, 2005
Subject: libs manifesto
You libs have no idea how bad you are for America, our way of life and the good of well intentioned, loving people around the world. You cannot see any further than the nose on your face. And, unlike you and your kind, I sign my name, ***

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Date: Jun 24, 2005
Subject: Jealous... 
You are so jealous of Fox news..Ha Ha you guys are losers!!!!

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Date: Jun 23, 2005
Subject: YOUR SITE
It is really a shame that you are not educated and understand what "fair and balanced" is.  Try actually watching the Fox News Channel for a change and you might actually see that Fox shows both sides of a story.  Get a clue or a life, whatever.

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Date: Jun 21, 2005
Subject: Newshounds
You are pathetic!
Just as shallow and reflexive as the Democrat Party - your only purpose is to critique, bash, insult - where are your ideas on how to remedy all that you say is wrong with the world?
Honestly, I truly try to find something worthwhile in the anti-Bush people - some new ideas, new views on fixing this or that - but so far, have heard nothing.  You are great at "hate speech" - and teaching young people how to insult and condemn the Country.

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Date: Jun 21, 2005
Subject: yourself
well u guys r flaming assholes cause tom cruise is freeken awsome!!!! and who ever says he is not can rot in hell u condom chewing basterds

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Date: Jun 19, 2005
Subject: (no subject)  
YOU NEED NOT WATCH IT FOR ME!  IT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE SHOW.  YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GET A LIFE.  FOX IS SO FAIR AND BALANCED.  YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST USED TO BEING SPOON FED LEFT LEANING NEWS THAT YOU ARE AFRAID TO ACTUALLY HEAR TWO SIDES OF  A STORY.  FOR YEARS I TOTALLY ABSTAINED FROM NEWS BECAUSE IT WAS SO TOTALLY ONE SIDED.  CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT SOME PEOPLE FINALLY HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR FAIR AND BALANCED.

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Date: Jun 12, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
It's a good thing that not many people with a weak stomach as yourself were around during The American Civil War, WW 1 / WW 2 . Who knows what form of slavery we would bear today if there weren't sacrifice. Have a good time with your death toll watch.
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Date: Jun 10, 2005
Subject: Eight Middle Age Communists
You may not be communists but you are certainly leftists and socialists. Where did you read your first copy of Marx's works. I do not want to waste my time posting in your blog.. I am older than middle aged... so I wonder if your youth was wasted on actively trying to destroy this country instead of doing it with just words as presently.
Some One with Brains Enough To Search Out The Truth.

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Date: Jun 10, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
You're a bunch of idiots!

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Date: June 8, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
I don?t know how I stumbled upon this piece of garbage website, but I sure as hell got a big laugh looking at it!  And You people wonder why you keep losing elections?!  Keep up the good work! 

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Date: June 7, 2005
Subject: WOW
You people are hillarious.  Just by reading some of the comments on this website, I now realize how mentally challenged you hard core liberals really are.  Its people like you that push independents like me to the right. How can you be so uninformed and misguided. Drink some more koolaid and good luck because you really need it.

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Date: May 28, 2005
Subject: Your Website
It amazes me that people have enough time on their hands to sit down and come up with such websites.  Im sure that you are probably on some sort of disability or government sponsored welfare program that enables you to do this.  Of course you would love to see the Democrats back in power so that they can formulate other social programs for the stupid, while continuing thier neverending quest to completely rule the American publics lives.  Please note that the November elections were just a snapshot of what the MAJORITY of America wants for thier leadership.  I believe that if the Democratic pinheads really had a viable candidate that possibly the results could have been different, but you didnt, John Kerry, John Dean, you guys can do better than that.  Get over it folks, love your country and try to make it a better place without manufacturing bogus stories, if you truly believe that Fox is the only newwork that is slanted one way or the other, then its time to slip on your velcro sneakers, turn Dr Phil off and go get some help.  Better yet, find a good Bible teaching church somewhere in your neighborhood and go ask God for help.  You folks are amusing !!!!

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Date: May 27, 2005
Subject: wow
I just happened to see your site !!   what a obvious piece of shit !!!

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Date: May 26, 2005
Subject: your site
Hello there. You're all idiots.

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Date: May 19, 2005
Subject: morons
you are middle aged morons woithout appropriate sense of history or proper education on the filibuster and it's history in the senate. 

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Date: May 22, 2005
Subject: losers
I read you crap to try to understand my liberial friends, but I can take only small amounts before my asshole squeezes tight. I love fox news, rush, and my favorite is Savage. I live in f'en Oregon, and have become active in removing the gay loving government. Won't be long before Oregon turns Red. The dems are idiots like you guys and are losing power faster than my Toyota Sequia Burns Gas. I think I will Take a useless drive out into the country today and chop down a tree for exercise. Friday some stupid liberal women called savage to protest bush's court nom and started to explain her position on abortion and was slammed like a complete idiot, must have been one of your readers. You guys have Kennedy on your side, what a joke.

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Date: May 20, 2005
Subject: You're Funny!
Why don't you people get a life? Watching Foxnews and commenting on it's contents! Wow, what exciting lives you folks lead!  I'm Impressed -NOT! Thanking Move.org, Al Gore, etc, I know you folks are just angry democrats. Get a real job and support yourself and don't be like NPR which is on the government welfare! Keep writing, I need to laugh out loud!

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Date: May 16, 2005
Subject: Your anti-God philosophies will fail
You have a warped viewpoint of many things relative to what our founding fathers intended for this government to become, and compared to a majority of sound thinking Americans. This makes you a minority, (albeit an aggressive minority). You guys on the far left have gone too far, and the result is you have awakened a sleeping giant out there who are generally diametrically opposed to your philosophical view of , and for, our country. A giant who believes in God as our forefathers did. Who believes in the rights of the unborn children, (only the ignorant misled masses believe that a fetus in not a living being), who believes that the principles God ordained are the principles our country should be patterned after, and not after some ungodly ideas of warped men and women who want to push their anti-God ideas on our children in the public schools. 
Please keep on supporting the far left nuts you have pushed to the forefront of your party, (Kennedy, Pelosi, Boxer, Byrd, and of course Howard Dean). And you better beware of Hillary. She is leaning more and more to the middle these days, (and you nuts won't like that). Just remember this. Even most of the "farthest left" believe that the majority rules in this country, and should rule. And that is why we will continue to rule for some time to come. You are making the sleeping giant mad. The first indicator of the truth of this is your shock on the day after the election. Want a news flash. We were not surprised at all as we are living in the real world. You are the fringe, (even though there are millions of you, a huge % of those who voted for Kerry did so due to the huge media advantage you have). Now that the Bloggs are taking off, and talk radio is growing huge, your unfair advantage is becoming smaller each year. That is why the sleeping giant is going to wake up, and literally take over this country. See you on election day.
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You call me a right wing nut...in fact I am part of the "conservative majority"!