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Fox Tells You How To Super Size Yourself Out Of The Military

Reported by Donna - July 5, 2005

Today on Studio B with Rick Folbaum substituting for Shepard Smith, we found out how to stay out of the military. Eat. Be Overweight. Seems that the military will take you if you are 10% over your ideal weight (they figure that you will lose it during boot camp), but not if you are more than that.

2 out of 10 male recruits and 4 out of 10 female recruits are turned down because they are overweight.

So that other country you were thinking of going to if the draft came back? Fogetaboudit!!! Go on the 'Super Size Me' diet and stay at home! And remember, Fox gave you this information.

Why do they hate America?


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