A Slight Departure from Reality
Reported by Marie Therese - June 10, 2005
Tony Snow subbed for Bill O'Reilly tonight and covered five vitally important news stories.
1. The search for missing white girl, Natalee Holloway
2. The jail where possible child molester, Michael Jackson, may spend the next 8 years.
3. Sexually suggestive teen cheerleaders in Texas and the movement to stop their bump and grind gyrations.
4. Out of control paparazzi, the bane of Hollywood celebrity life and the lifeblood of the tabloid press.
5. Armageddon. The asteroid is coming! The asteroid is coming!
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Whew! I'm so glad someone is watching out for me. Now I can relax and enjoy my weekend.
Thanks, FOX News Channel!
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