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Now You Can Be Conservative Clean

Reported by Deborah - May 27, 2005

Kim Alexis appeared on H&C last night to give viewers her special beauty secret.Alexis, has traded glamour for sparkling purity and she let viewers know that she was a conservative by leaning toward Hannity saying, "I'm on this side."

Kim Alexis, once a glamorous super model,is now a rep for a laxative company and she is singing the praises of fiber. Blonde hair short and smile so bright and perky, she tried to impress viewers with her own shiny countenance as a symbol of fiber's magic.She spoke of living a clean life and flushing those nasty toxins from our bodies.
At one point, Alexis tried to hold up a bottle of her special fiber but even Hannity wouldn't cross that far over the line.

Alexis also mentioned that "liberal" was a dirty word and claimed that the other super models she worked with in the past were "libs." Although she never lost her smile. when she said "libs" her upturned nose squinched up.Hannity made sure that viewers knew that he and Alexis were old campaign buddies from the last election and that she was living a spotlessly clean life with her family in Jacksonville, Florida.

Comment:Let's face it, those Conservative folks have a monopoly on cleanliness. Kim Alexis is so shiny and pure because she lives the sanitized kind of life reserved for them alone. Alexis has taken it one step further by flushing those nasty toxins away with plenty of fiber. Now those clean living Great Americans can even have meticulous intestines to match their lives.

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