May 26, 2005
Save The Date! Aliens Due To Land In Las Vegas Sometime Between June 1 and July 15th.
Last night's guest during the third hour of Alan Colmes' radio show last night was Prophet Yahweh (his legal name, he said). Mr. Yahweh claims to have discovered that he has the ability to summon "on my cue" objects from space. Now he is "being told to" share this with the rest of the world. Sometime between June 1 and July 15, a spaceship is "going to descend and sit up over Las Vegas for about a day and a half" in order to prove to the media "once and for all the answer to the question, 'are we alone in the universe?'"
Colmes expressed pleasure that this event will be verifiable and said he wants one of the spacement to come on the show.
If I understood Yahweh correctly, the arrival of the aliens is Phase One and they won't get off the ship until Phase Two whose date wasn't specified. At that time, Yahweh claimed, they will get off the ship and go to the podium and tell the public what they want done on this planet - to set up an eternal kingdom on this planet. This is the start of their domination.
Colmes promised to follow up on the story.
Maybe aliens like to play Blackjack.........Okay, okay, I'll stay out of threads about Colmes radio show for awhile.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:01 PM
No, stay in!
FYI, My friends and I are still laughing about what kind of wine to bring on a mule date.
Posted by: Ellen at May 26, 2005 03:04 PM
Wes,
I think this one has your name on it.
Posted by: Ellen at May 26, 2005 03:05 PM
You have some strange friends.......Sounds like my kinda crowd.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:07 PM
My only comment here would be that we have talked about Randall Terry, Reverend Phelps, Neal Horseley, and Creighton Lovelace....How much more alien can you get? They are already here.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:10 PM
Perhaps they're coming to take Bubble Boy back to bizarro-world.
Posted by: BushIsOurRuination at May 26, 2005 03:15 PM
I thought aliens were already amongst us. How else would you explain Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly? And Jerry Falwell must be some kind of fat alien.
Posted by: Crystal S. at May 26, 2005 03:17 PM
Crystal,
Really, if they do a Men in Black III, they ought to include all of the Fox personalities as aliens.
Posted by: Donna at May 26, 2005 03:20 PM
Hmmmm, I wonder why they're goin' to Las Vegas and not Crawford for bubble's barbecue . .
Posted by: Liz PbD at May 26, 2005 03:24 PM
One thing is for sure......When Colmes has these characters on his radio show, he's probably relieved to finally have exchanges with something more normal than that whacked out Hannity.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:29 PM
Ah crap! I'm going to be in Vegas during that time. Do you know how hard it's going to be to get a reservation now?
Posted by: Truthseeker at May 26, 2005 03:37 PM
Jesus, this is all we need. Frickin' REAL illegal aliens..........Now O'Reilly will be going on about putting the national guard up in space.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:43 PM
Those minutemen idiots flying around in helicopters......LOL
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:44 PM
I'm getting bored with all these FOX missing babes reports, their boyfriends and husbands as suspects... let's move on to something really juicy to take the focus of the pathetic state of the republican agenda.....ALIEN ABDUCTIONS.
Posted by: Wes at May 26, 2005 03:49 PM
I think you have something there Wes this is another one of Rupert Murdock’s way of supporting the Shrub and the CON agenda....
You know the "Star Wars" (weapons in space) initiative he’s trying to get restarted.
The aliens are coming to get'em!
FEAR the aliens! LOL
Posted by: ReneePbd at May 26, 2005 04:10 PM
Didn't Ronald Reagan warn that something like this was going to happen?
I seem to remember something along those lines.
Oh, yes:
[quote]
Towards the end of his speech to the Forty-second Session on September 21, 1987, the President said that, "in our obsession with antagonisms of the moment, we often forget how much unites all the members of humanity. Perhaps we need some outside, universal threat to make us recognize this common bond."
"I occasionally think," continued Reagan, "how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world. And yet, I ask" -- here comes the clincher -- "is not an alien force ALREADY among us?"
[/quote]
Posted by: Kim, Pb.D at May 26, 2005 04:21 PM
Can we ask them to take George Bush back with them? Seems kind of unfair that be forced to keep someone so important to God and the universe here on earth.
Posted by: Ginger Winchester at May 26, 2005 04:25 PM
Has Rumsfield gotten clearance to blow spaceships to hell?
Posted by: Keg at May 26, 2005 04:54 PM
It's going to be June 7th. I booked a flight on it to Vegas so the wife and I can celebrate our wedding aniversary. They're going to stop in Ohio and pick us up.
Posted by: john t at May 26, 2005 05:43 PM
Excellent.
Posted by: Keg at May 26, 2005 06:08 PM
-Hmmmm, I wonder why they're goin' to Las Vegas and not Crawford for bubble's barbecue . .-
maybe the aliens are vegatarians....
Posted by: rick at May 26, 2005 07:27 PM
That's 45 days. Wouldn't an advanced alien race be able to pin down a more specific time?
"The best evidence we have that there is intelligent life out there is that they've chosen not to visit us"
(or something like that)
Posted by: Canadian Paul at May 26, 2005 08:31 PM
Aliens arrive. They pick up a newspaper. They read that George W. Bush is President of the United States. They immediately pack their bags and search for a planet whose population picks actual, real life leaders and they share their vast amount of wisdom with them and we get left out. :(
Posted by: Rob S., PsD at May 26, 2005 09:22 PM
"This is the start of their domination."
Likely, if any show up, Bush will walk over to the leader, pee on his leg and lie down at his feet.
Posted by: Kent Brockman at May 26, 2005 09:31 PM
Strangely enough, I'd have to say Yahweh is probably one of the saner guests Colmes has had.......you know, because there was no beastiality. And Mr Yahweh certainly sounds a hell of a lot more in tune with reality than Sean Hannity.....
Posted by: TB at May 26, 2005 10:27 PM
[quote]
Aliens arrive. They pick up a newspaper. They read that George W. Bush is President of the United States.
[/quote]
Then they say, "Oh, well..there's CLEARLY no intelligent life here."
Posted by: Kim, Pb.D at May 26, 2005 11:43 PM
Awesome! I can't wait! It would be the perfect time for a Hound convention. Someone should tell them it will be REALLY,REALLY hot here then!
Hope thei spacecraft has air conditioning!
Maybe they will hover over the stratosphere, which I can see clearly down the street where I live.
Anyone else miss the ot thread besides me? It really sucks! Have a heart, Newsgals!!!
Dnurse
Posted by: Dnurse,pbD at May 27, 2005 04:20 AM
They could also visit their buddies at area 51, you know,the place that dosen't exist? They should, since we have been developing, and using their technology for YEARS out there!
Dnurse
Posted by: Dnurse,pbD at May 27, 2005 04:29 AM
it looks that this is true story, check this:
mms://wm-ondemand.abacast.com/prophet_yahweh/ABCnews1.wmv
Posted by: madsc at May 28, 2005 01:51 AM
madsc,
Very interesting! We'll see what happens next week.
Posted by: Ellen at May 28, 2005 02:17 AM