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Geraldo to Replace Guckert/Gannon?

Reported by Nancy - March 26, 2005 -

Heard anything lately about Jeff Gannon/James Guckert? I hadn't, until I serendipitously came across this little tidbit while looking for something else.

Please note the category (progressive wit) & the source (the Daily Probe, a parody/satire website) before you rant.

Geraldo Applies for White House Press Pass

WASHINGTON (DPI) - According to a spokesperson, sensationalist and self-proclaimed journalist Geraldo Rivera applied for the White House Press Pool seat vacated by James Guckert/Jeff Gannon. Rivera has all of his credentials in line: a fake name, a steep-but-affordable price tag and a history of shameless self-promotion. The spokesperson said all that remains is "Geraldo's decision for his access pass photo -- whether to go with the ball-gag and leather dog collar, or the cheek tattoo reading 'This Space Reserved for Scott McClellan'."

(Reported by Carl Knorr)