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Watching Fox Is Hazardous to Your Intelligence

Reported by Nancy - March 7, 2005 -

We get a lot of letters via our gmail address, & they're often addressed, believe it or not, to Fox. We find these hysterically funny, & thought we'd share a few of the sillier ones with our readers. Herewith, a sample from the same people who enabled the PIPA Report to show how ignorant Fox viewers really are. Spelling (or attempts at spelling), punctuation (or lack thereof) & grammar (or lack thereof) have not been changed; only the names have been deleted, to protect the ignorant. So Fox, these are for you!

From:
Date: 4 Mar 2005
Subject: Please get it correct!
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Dear Fox News Sunday: Come on crew even people from Tennessee know the difference between a, "Podium" and a, Lectern" Get it right won't you???
*****
Imperial Beach, CA
God Bless our Troops and the USA
One Nation Under God
In God We Trust

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From:
Date: 28 Feb 2005
Subject: hannity & colmes
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Aborn is nothing but a damn communist, liar, and all around blowhard windbag and a is a mean spirited asshole. It was refreshing to see the beautiful and intelligent blonde, Ann Coulter clean his liberal clock. The socialist brain dead idiots at this miss-guided outfit,stopthenra loves the first Amendment. What is it this lying organization does not understand about the Second Amendment? I want one of the stopthenra tell me exactly what an assault rifle is. I just saw a good bumper sticker. A MAN WITH A GUN IS A CITIZEN A MAN WITHOUT A GUN IS A SUSPECT. Over 2.5 millions times a year, a crime is stopped by a show of a handgun or weapon. Of course, stopthenra does not want the public to know. I am looking at an article about Annette "Flirty" Stevens, one of the Heroes for the so called Million Mom March, more like 100,000 or less. She was arrested with an illegal handgun, but of course, she claimed to be innocent. What a damn bunch of liars and hypocrites. I would like for the stopthenra to come to collect my guns so I could eally have some fun

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From:
Date: 28 Feb 2005
Subject: hannity & colmes
To: newshounds@gmail.com
plz post a video clip of hannity and colmes for 2 28 05
great show!!

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From:
Date: 21 Feb 2005
Subject:
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Subject: Brit Hume Special Report 2/21
Mister Hume...........
May I say what a pleasant change it was tonight with your new female "all star" from Boston. She was attractive, pleasant, and balanced as opposed to our resident black haired witch from PBS who smells something sour in every subject.
*****
Monroe, LA

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From:
Date: 4 Feb 2005
Subject: Who Put this Stuff on TV
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Dear Neil:
I just finished watching the segment on you show with Dr. Dobson, and you said that you were concerned about what your children watch on TV. You were worried about what they see and what should we do???? Well, the answer to you was to either throw away the TV, not put it in the children°śs room and to monitor it very closely. You also said that you would allow your children to watch your show, of course. WEllllll, low and behold the very next segment shows the upcoming interview with two lacy clad brawomen, about the the lingerie bowl? Hellloooo! Who puts this stuff on TV.? My 7 and 9 year olds eyes nearly popped out of their heads and looked at me with questions in their eyes. Mr. Cavuto, why don't you be one of those first who DON'T put this stuff on TV. I like Fox News very much but alas, I have to limit you as well.

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From:
Date: 31 Jan 2005
Subject:
To: newshounds@gmail.com
MR COLMES
I HOPE THAT IF YOU HAVE OR EVER HAVE YOUR FAMILY OR A CHILD PUT IN FRONT OF
NATIONAL T.V., IN THE WAY VICE-PRESDENT CHANEY'S DAUGHTER WAS BY KERRY OR EDWARDS HAVE DONE MAYBE YOU WOULD SING A DIFFERENT TONE. NEVER BEFORE HAS ANY PRESIDENTAL POTICAN EVER MADE REFERENCE TO THE OTHER CHILDREN AS THE KERRY OR EDWARDS. THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND THE LOWEST FORM OF CHEAP SHOOTS THAT CAN BE MADE, THIS WI;; NOT HELP THEM INTO OFFICE. WHY DON'T YOU LIBERALS UNDERSTAND ANYONE'S PERSONAL RIGHT IF THEY ARE A REPUBLICAN, FAIR GAME? BUT IF ONE OF KERRY'S DAUGHTERS WAS .......... AND BUSH OR CHANNEY SAID, WHAT THEY DID IT WOULD BE UN-HEARD OF AND NONE STOP NEWS SPIN FROM THE LIBERAL PRESS
HAVE A NICE DAY
NOTHING PERSONEL
JUST THE FACTS
ONE-SIDED OPIONS
FROM THE ONES
SETTING OF THE
FAR LEFT BANK
OUT OF TOUCH
GOOOD NIGHT
*****

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From:
Date: 28 Jan 2005
Subject: Ted Kennedy
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Mr. Aborn,
I heard you and Alan defending Kennedy last evening. I cannot believe anyone can defend this clown, who's brain has to be pickled. We have military personnel dying in Iraq each day, and we have this "man" making a speech like this just before the elections. He keeps referring to Iraq as another Vietnam, which it is not. Has everyone forgot that Kennedy's brother started the war in Vietnam and over 58,000 military lost their lives there, and nothing was accomplished. Less than 1500 military lives (one life is horrible), but look what we have accomplished. Think about it!!!!! I really wonder about people who defend people like Kennedy.
*****
Florence, SC

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From:
Date: 10 Jan 2005
Subject: moss
To: newshounds@gmail.com
You can't show Randy Moss's replay? Did you ever watch all the other garbage on your station?

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From:
Date: 11 Dec 2004
Subject: Ted Kennedy
To: newshounds@gmail.com
Sean:
I watched the segment on your show with Coulter regarding the question asked of Rumsfeld about inadequate armor on military vehicles going into hostile territory. Frankly, I thought the way the two of you handled the issue was not only immature and unprofessional, but unpatriotic. To repeat a phrase that Hannity always says..."We are at War here why would you say anything that would undermine the morale and efforts of our troops..don't you love America?" Well, I ask the two of you the same question... While you are safely sitting behind a microphone, passionately supporting the war on terror, and vacationing in Disneyworld and enjoying your family ,young men and women are dying on foreign soil far away from home and loved ones. It is you and Coulter and the rest of your followers that do not have the moral authority to question or doubt the validity of a soldiers concern about protective armor because he is the one that has his boots on enemy ground and unless you are fighting alongside with this brave soldier, you do not have any idea what you are talking about... It is the two of you that are unpatriotic, and a public apology for your disgraceful behavior is in order.

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From:
Date: 22 Oct 2004
Subject:
To: newshounds@gmail.com
I hate to hurt your feelings...But no one really listens to you because what you say is so incredibily wrong and is taken straight out of the Liberal handbook. Do you go to all their meetings and just broadcast it? I watch only because Sean is on Fox. I try to keep an open mind but you just keep on with your attacks on all the republicans on the show. You are not right and no one listens to you or buys your book. I wish Sean Hannity could have his own show!!!