Coulter Clone Clobbers Clinton
Reported by Marie Therese - November 20, 2004 -
While being interviewed by John Gibson on Big Story (11/18/04) Republican strategist, Kellyanne Conway, another right-wing botox blonde, just couldn't find it in her tiny little heart to say many nice things about Bill Clinton or his library. Grinning from ear to ear with perfectly capped white teeth, Ms. Conway made a few perfunctory compliments about the former President, but for the most part did her best to emulate the Grande Dame of Dizzy Dumbness, Ann Coulter.
At the beginning of the segment, Gibson thanked Ms Conway for coming on his show in light of the fact that she had only very recently given birth. She thanked him then proceeded with glee to savage Clinton and his just-opened Presidential Library.
Some gems of Conway commentary:
"Brought to you by the guy who said It depends what the meaning of is' is."
"I'm very surprised at who WASN'T in attendance. Among those 30,000 guests were more Hollywood celebrities than Democratic U. S. Senators. And I think that tells you something about Bill Clinton's political legacy. It's absolutely devastating to the Democratic Party. Because of Bill Clinton the Democratic Party has not held control of the United States House, only had control of the United States Senate for two short years, lost a slew of governorships in the process, state legislative control everywhere. He's a man alone."
"Getting him out on the campaign trail and having him be their chief fundraiser would be an excellent idea. He still is the titular head of the Democratic Party, because he's been the last successful guy in their party in any major way. It's not going to be Harry Reid, for goodness sake. It's not gonna be Dick Gephardt or John Kerry...How do they translate one man's selfish political fortunes into a strategy for the entire Democratic party?"
"I'm not suggesting he have the blue dress or the beret there, for God's sake. But he oughta be a little more honest that this was not a witch hunt led by Ken Starr ... (she flashes a toothy smile followed by girlish shrug of anorexic shoulders) so, if Bill Clinton has a couple of empty rooms for future revelations of not-new girlfriends and peccadilloes, I'm all for it!"
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Mommie Dearest?
