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Overheard at the RNC

Reported by Nancy - September 4, 2004 -

Hard to be funny about a lie-filled hate-fest, but this little list makes a brave attempt.

The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Republican National Convention

5 "Watch this! With the upgraded chip we installed in Cheney, I can make him say anything I want!"

4 "Jenna! Barbara! Come down from there!"

3 "It is with great pride that I proudly accept the nomination of President of the United States of America...." "Mr. Keyes, the convention's over. Could you please get off the stage? We have to start cleaning up."

2 "Wanna come to my room for a Swiftie?"

1 "Attention, please: Our latest intelligence shows that Operation Hurricane has taken out nearly 60% of the voting booths in Florida."