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Evangelical Rewrites

Reported by Marie Therese - September 4, 2004 -

Newshound Editorial

I've decided that the Democrats need to watch a little less West Wing and a lot more Billy Graham.

For instance, the next time Kerry gives a speech I'd like to hear him say something like this: "I proudly voted for the $87 billion and later, by voting against it, I voted FOR the HEALTH and WELL-BEING of AMERICAN VETERANS, and against a HEARTLESS ADMINISTRATION who sought to take YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY and give it away WITH NO OVERSIGHT and WITHOUT BALANCING THE FEDERAL CHECKBOOK. My contract is with YOU, the American people, not with those who would TAKE YOUR MONEY AND SPEND IT IN SECRET!"

I invite our wonderful readers to create your own "evangelical" rewrites of Republican Talking Points. Pick your favorite, the one that drives you absolutely bananas and leaves you screaming at your TV as you watch a Democratic spokespersom fumble around for an answer that packs a punch. Now's your chance!

You can post them here or, better, contact the Kerry campaign at johnkerry.com.