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You Couldn't Make This Stuff Up

Reported by Nancy - August 28, 2004 -

Earlier this morning (8/28), I went to the Fox News website to double-check something I had heard during one of their programs. While I was looking at their home page, one cluster of stories caught my eye.

These are stories, exactly as headlined on the Fox News website, all in one clump:

• Warlords Battle in Western Afghanistan
• Marine Helicopter Down in Afghanistan
• Rumsfeld Hails Progress in Afghanistan
• Gunmen Kill Two Aid Workers in Afghanistan
• U.S., Afghanistan Battle Insurgents on Border

So let's see: warlords battle, a Marine helicopter is down, two more aid workers are killed, & we're battling "insurgents" on the border -- & that's the GOOD news. But Rummy says we're making progress in Afghanistan, so it must be true.